Hi there, God here. Seeing as I haven’t had to deal with a Pope walk out since 1415, I’m looking for some divine intervention to help with finding the new guy. The last few have been a bit of a let down, so I’m up for a change and appointing a lady Pope. Unfortunately, the Congregation insists on a secret ballot and I always get out-voted. Speaking of moving with the times, Pope Benedict XVI was a bit of a hit on Twitter (which I invented BTW) so I’ve asked social recruitment experts Job Bounties to put the word out and help me find his replacement.
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*Job Bounties Terms and Conditions:
Job Bounties works by using bounty hunters to recommend the best candidates in their network for suitable jobs. Employers set their own bounties, ensuring it reflects the true market value of the vacancy. As money is no object to this employer, you won’t get any.
The bounty of eternal life is only paid out if the role is right for all parties after a set probationary period. As Pope Benedict XVI was under probation for the rest of his natural life, the referral fee of eternal life would have been null and void as he didn’t fulfil his contractual obligations.
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